Update:  Winner will be calculated by % body weight lifted.  Anyone can win!

by Prescott, ’90

Alright guys, here’s the deal.  You call that a chest?  I could eat a bowl of Captain Crunch out of the sunken cavity you call a chest.  Prescott Prepper never misses out on Bicep Day (100curls x 100lbs x 100sets), but I’m seeing a bunch of soft, weak, soft and weak peppers out there, and I can’t stand it.  You’re all working glam muscles like calves and quadriceps and not building the core strength that comes from doing Bicep Curls and Reverse Bicep Curls exclusively.  So, the US News, the favorite student newspaper of a majority of US students is issuing you a challenge.  Put your money where your reps are.

On January 14th, one week from today, the US News will host a 1-rep max bench press competition during both lunches.  There’s a sign-up sheet in the lunchroom, cost of entry is just 5 bux.  If you are the strongest at the bench, you get half of the pot.  The rest goes to junk that the US News needs.  You’re building mass and showing class.  So get yourself some whey protein and drink at least a gallon of water every day.  Get hype.

Judging will be completed by Mr. Grosz, and Adam Dulka will be our special guest spotter.